Friday, May 2, 2014

naughty joke

U'll die laughing........

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girlπŸ‘°!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"😯
Son: "It's SandraπŸ™‹, the neighbor's daughter".
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."😐

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister." 😐
This went on couple of times and the son was so
madπŸ‘Ή,
he went straight to his mother
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girlsπŸ™‹πŸ‘°πŸ™ but I can't date any of them because daddys their father!"
The mother hugsπŸ’žhim affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son  Fainted...!!!
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