In life, the best moments are those that your camera always failed to capture!!!
Friday, June 28, 2013
status for facebook
Sometimes second chances work out even better than the first because you have learnt from your mistakes!!!!
joke for facebook
INTELLIGENT ANSWER
Teacher To Boy:"If you have to choose between
brains or money..what will you choose?
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Boy:"Money"...
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Teacher:"That is not correct. i would have
chose brains"
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Boy:"Correct. we should always choose what we lack!!!!
Teacher To Boy:"If you have to choose between
brains or money..what will you choose?
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Boy:"Money"...
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Teacher:"That is not correct. i would have
chose brains"
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Boy:"Correct. we should always choose what we lack!!!!
maths joke
Biggest Maths Mystery:
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Thousands of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulae made,
But still...
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X is UNKNOWN
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XXX is WELLKNOWN
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Thousands of years passed,
Millions of theorems derived,
Crores of formulae made,
But still...
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X is UNKNOWN
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XXX is WELLKNOWN
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joke for whatsapp
A short walk seems so long when
no one walks with you
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but a long journey is just like a
few steps when a
mad street dog is running behind you..
no one walks with you
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but a long journey is just like a
few steps when a
mad street dog is running behind you..
Eight Secrets Of Success
Eight Secrets Of Success You Can
Find In Your Room..!
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1. Roof Says - Aim High
2. Fan Says - Be Cool
3. Clock Says - Every Min Is Precious
4. Mirror Says - Reflect Before You
Act
5. Window Says - See The World
6. Calendar Says - Be Up To Date
7. Door Says - Don’t Miss The
Opportunity
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8. Bed Says - Stop looking at stupid things and go to sleep..
Find In Your Room..!
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1. Roof Says - Aim High
2. Fan Says - Be Cool
3. Clock Says - Every Min Is Precious
4. Mirror Says - Reflect Before You
Act
5. Window Says - See The World
6. Calendar Says - Be Up To Date
7. Door Says - Don’t Miss The
Opportunity
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8. Bed Says - Stop looking at stupid things and go to sleep..
status for facebook
I have learnt to give not bcoz i have too much but bcoz i did known the feeling of not having..
Joke for facebook
Husband Sitting with His Wife in
Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U"
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U
Shut Up"
Restaurant,
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Drinking Beer n Says:- "I Love U"
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Wife:- Is It U Or The Beer Talking ?
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Husband:- Its Me, Talking To My Beer, U
Shut Up"
shayari for girls
Kisi k Dhadkte Dil k pichhe koi baat hote
hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti
hai,
Kisi k udas Dil k piche koi yaad hoti hai,
Aap ko pata ho ya na ho,
aap k khushi k liye kahin roz fariyad hoti
shayari for girls
Paani ko patthar na maro use bhi koi pita
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.
hai,
Jina hai to muskurakar jiyo, tumhe dekhkar
koi aur bhi jita hai.
shayari for girls
Kushbu tere Pyar ki mujhe Mahka jati hai,
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
teri har baat mujhe bahka jati hai,
Saansen to bahut der leti hai aane jane me,
Har saans k pahle mujhe teri yaad aati hai.
shayari for girls
Kash Dil ki awaz me itna asar ho jay,
Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho
jaye,
Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi
chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.
Hum apko yaad karen aur apko khabar ho
jaye,
Aaj kuda se itni hi dua hai, aap jo bhi
chaho vo haqiqat ho jay.
shayari for girls
Kismat me jiski aap, use jindgi se kya
chaahiye,
Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya
chaahiye,
Hum to jite hai aap k liye, warna in
saanson se kya chaahiye.
chaahiye,
Dhadkan me jinki aap, use dunia se kya
chaahiye,
Hum to jite hai aap k liye, warna in
saanson se kya chaahiye.
shayari for girls
Aaj us khuda ki shararat samajh me aai,
is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka bahana tha,
Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.
is dharti par aapki maujudgi samajh aai,
Aapko is dharti par bhejna us khuda ka bahana tha,
Kyo ki hamare lie aapko aana hi tha.
shayari for girls
Aasman se uncha koi nahi,
Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
par aapse Pyara koi nahi
Sagar se gahra koi nahi,
Yun to mujhko sabhi Pyare hai,
par aapse Pyara koi nahi
shayari for girls
Taare aasman me hi chamkte hai,
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai
Badal itne dur hai, phir bhi baraste hai,
Hum bhi kitne ajib hai,Tum Dil me rehte ho,
aur hum tumse milne ko taraste hai
shayari for girls
Khoob aati hai jab
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main, chaaw main, ghataao main,
Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai
Yaad teri bahot sataati hai,
Dhoop main, chaaw main, ghataao main,
Teri soorat ubhar K aati hai
shayari for girls
Chehre pe haseen chaa jati hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
Aankhon main suroor aaa jata hai
Jab tum mujhe apna kahte ho
Apne pe ghuroor aa jata hai
Thursday, June 27, 2013
PJ FOR FACEBOOK
I said she's Mine..! :')
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And then she Exploded...
*Nothing to be surprised. Mines do Explode* \_( '_' )_/
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And then she Exploded...
*Nothing to be surprised. Mines do Explode* \_( '_' )_/
JOKE FOR FACEBOOK
1 ladka addmission lene college gaya..
Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? .
Ladka:"1 mushkil sawaal.. .
Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ?? .
Ladka:"Din.. . Principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . .
Ladka:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya
Principle:"Mai tum se 1 Mushkil sawal puchun ya 10 Asaan.. ?? .
Ladka:"1 mushkil sawaal.. .
Principle:"Batao Din pehle aata hai ya Raat.. ?? .
Ladka:"Din.. . Principle:"wo kaise.. ?? . .
Ladka:"Sorry sir ye Aap ne Dusra sawal puch liya
JOKE FOR WHATSAPP
Today's Generation:
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GRANDPA TO GRANDKID: Go hide, your teacher is here, as you
have bunked school today!
GRANDKID: YOU go hide. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY...!
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GRANDPA TO GRANDKID: Go hide, your teacher is here, as you
have bunked school today!
GRANDKID: YOU go hide. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY...!
FACEBOOK JOKE
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai gaur farmaye
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai
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Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.
BEIZATI aur BIWI ajeeb cheez hoti hai
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Acchhi tabhi lagti hai jab dusre ki hoti hai.
STATUS FOR FACEBOOK
"YOU NEVER KNOW HOW STRONG ARE , UNTIL BEING STRONG IS THE ONLY CHOICE YOU HAVE "
STATUS FOR WHATSAPP
"SOMETIMES THE BEST WAY TO GET SOMEONES ATTENTION IS TO STOP GIVING THEM YOURS "
MOTIVATIONAL QUOTE FOR FACEBOOK
"KEEP GOING.. EACH STEP MAY GET HARDER, BUT DONT STOP, COZ THE VIEW AT THE TOP IS BEAUTIFUL"
EMOTIONAL STATUS
" No one will understand you more than yourself,
because no one is you, people can't stop judging you
but you can always choose ignorance..."
because no one is you, people can't stop judging you
but you can always choose ignorance..."
Friendship Joke
1 Achha Dost Hospital Me Phool De Ke Kehta Hai
Get Well Soon
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Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai:" Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire-Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga..
Get Well Soon
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Par 1 Sacha Dost Kehta Hai:" Saale Nurse Kya Item Hai Dhire-Dhire Theek Hona Roz Aaunga..
Shayari for girls
Ishq wale ankho ki baat samajh lete hai,
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete
hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar k liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai.
Sapno me mil jaye to mulakat samajh lete
hai,
rota to aasma bhi hai Pyaar k liye,
par log use barsat samajh lete hai.
Shayari for girls
Raat hogi to chand duhai dega,
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai
dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
Khawabon mein aapko woh chehra dikhai
dega,
Ye mohabbat hai zara sochke karna,
Ek aansoo bhi gira to sunai dega.
Shayari for girls
Kaash tum mujhe ek khat likh dete,
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.
mujhme kya kya thi kami yeh to bata dete,
tadapte dil se mere tumne nafrat kyu ki,
nafrat ki hi mujhe koi vajah to bata dete.
Shayari for girls
Sabne kaha ishq dard hai,
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul
hai
Humne kaha ye dard Kabul hai,
Sabne kaha is dard ke saath ji nahi paoge,
Humne kaha is dard ke saath marna Kabul
hai
Shayari for girls
Aankhon Me Armaan Diya Karte Hai,
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai…..!
Hum Sabki Neend Chura Liya Karte Hai,
Ab Se Jab Jab Aapki Palkay Jhapkeygi…..
samaj Lena Tab Tab Hum Aapko Yaad kiya
karte Hai…..!
Shayari for girls
Tarasti nazaron ki pyas ho tum,
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
Tadapte dil ki aas ho tum,
Bujti zindagi ki sas ho tum,
Phir kaise na kahu?.. kuch khas ho tum.
Shayari for girls
Chaho to dil se hamko mitta dena
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad
hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
Chaho to humko bhula dena
Par Yeh wada karo ki aaye jo kabhi yaad
hamari
To rona nahi Bus muskura dena…
Shayari for girls
Agar hum na hote to ghazal kaun kehta,
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta
Aap ke chehre ko kamal ko kehta,
Yeh to karishma hai mohabbat ka,
Varna pathro ko tajmahal kaun kehta
Shayari for girls
Na khuda dil banata na kisise pyar hota,
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
Na kisiki yaad ati na kisika intazar hota.
Dil diya hai ise sambhal ke rakhna,
Shishe se bana hai pathar se dur rakhna!
Shayari for girls
Tumhari lovely aankho ne,
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
Hame aise attract kiya,
Ke sabko neglect karke,
Tumhe hi select kiya.
Wednesday, June 26, 2013
whatsapp joke
This is the best one from Santa -
Teacher : Complete the sentence. "Early to bed and early to rise....."
Santa:"This Man has no interest in his wife.;)
Teacher : Complete the sentence. "Early to bed and early to rise....."
Santa:"This Man has no interest in his wife.;)
Joke for facebook
Commerce Student Hugs a Girl.
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GIRL:What is this ??
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BOY:Direct Marketing.
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GIRL:slaps a boy.
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BOY:What Is this..?
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GIRL:Customer's FEEDBACK...;)\:D
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GIRL:What is this ??
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BOY:Direct Marketing.
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GIRL:slaps a boy.
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BOY:What Is this..?
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GIRL:Customer's FEEDBACK...;)\:D
raanjhana joke
After Watching RAANJHANA Main
Is Conclusion Per Aaya Hoon
Ki,
"Zoya Naam Ki Ladki Se Jis
Kisi Ne Bhi Pyaar Kiya Wo
Kutte Ki Maut Mara..!!"
Example:
JANNAT,
ISHAQZAADE
&Now
RAANJHANA..!!
Joke for facebook
Today's Generation:
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GRANDPA TO GRANDKID: Go hide, your teacher is here, as you
have bunked school today!
GRANDKID: YOU go hide. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY...!
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GRANDPA TO GRANDKID: Go hide, your teacher is here, as you
have bunked school today!
GRANDKID: YOU go hide. I told her YOU PASSED AWAY...!
love status
Its hard to pretend to love somebody when you dont...
But its even much harder to pretend that you dont love somebody when you really do...
But its even much harder to pretend that you dont love somebody when you really do...
son of bitch joke
A ltle boy was doing his maths hmewrk & saying: 2+5, the son of a bitch is 7 3+6, the son of a bitch is 9. . .
His Mom: What are you doing?
Boy: I'm doing maths homework
Mom: this is how your teacher taught you?
Boy: Yes
Infuriated, Mom asked the teacher the next day-'What are you teaching my son in maths?'
Teacher: Right now, we are learning addition.
Mom: you teaching them to say 2+ 2, the Son of a bitch is 4?
Teacher after laughing: What I taught them was, 2+2, The Sum of Which is 4 !
joke for girls
Boys are always Happy Creatures WHY?
1-Their last name stays with them forever,
2-Phone conversatns last just for 30 secs flat,
3-A five day vacation requires only one jeans,
4-If someone forgets to invite them, he can still be their friend,
5-The same hairstyle lasts for years or even decades,
6-They can do shopping for 25 relatives in 25 minutes,
7-They dont freak out when they go to a party n see another man wearing the same shirt, instead they become buddies.
Pass this to women who can digest it..and
To Men who'll enjoy reading it
joke in marathi
Lahanpan ani mothepan yat farak kay ?
Lahanpani chivda, farsaan, chakli yala KHAU mhnanari mule mothi zalyavar yalach CHAKNA mhantat !
Mumbai jokes
Narak me bahut sare log maza kar rahe the.
God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai."
Yamraj : MUMBAI wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
God ne Yamraj se pucha - "ye log narak me b maja kar rahe hai."
Yamraj : MUMBAI wale hai.. Saale kahin b SET ho jate hai.
salman khan joke
Msg's SalluIshtyle:
"WANTED "
Ek Bar Jo Maine"Msg" Karna Shuru Kar Diya TO uske baad to Main Apne "BALANCE" Ki Bhi Nahi sochta?
" DABBANG "
Ham tumhare mobile me itne Msg karenge ki kanfuz ho jaoge ki konsa padhe aur konsa delet kare.
"READY"
duniya me tumhe sab se zyada msg sirf 3 log krenge:
i, me, and myself..
"BODYGUARD"
Mujh par ek ehsaan karna mere msg mujhe forwd mat karna
joke for facebook
A man who is a manager in 5 star hotel calls his wife
Husband : Aaj khaane mein kya pakaya hai?
Wife : Steamed fine long grain white rice hand-picked in the emerald green lap of the Vindhyas, accompanied by a golden lentil soup that was gently simmered over the smouldering kisses of angels.
Husband : matlab??
Wife : dal chaval
Husband : to itna ghumaya kyo
Wife : maine to wohi kaha jo tum 5 star wale public ko kehte ho..
Tuesday, June 25, 2013
Shayari for facebook
Yeh mat pucho tum bin hum kya kya khote
rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote
rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
rahe,
Tumhari yaadon mein hum roz kitne rote
rahe,
Na din gujre hai na raatein,
Bas kuch bechain se hum hote rahe!
Shayari for facebook
Dil se tumhe kaise mita de,
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko
phod de.
Hum tumhe kaise bhoola de.
Ji to chahata hai duniya chor de,
Ya phir judai dene wale in duniya walo ko
phod de.
Shayari for facebook
Kuch nasha to aapki baat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai
Kuch nasha to dheemi barsaat ka hai
Hame aap yuhi sharabi na kahiye,
Yeh dil par asar to aapse mulaqat ka hai
Shayari for facebook
Ham tere dil mein rahenge ek yaad bankar,
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar
Tere lab pa khilenge muskaan bankar,
Kabhi hamein apne se juda na samajhna,
Hum tere saath challenge aasmaan bankar
Shayari for facebook
Jamane se nahi to tanhai se darta hu,
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu
Pyar se nahi to ruswai se darta hu,
Milne ki umang bahot hoti hai dil me,
Lekin milne ke baad teri judai se darta hu
Shayari for facebook
Yun durr rehkar duriyon ko badaya nahi
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
karte,
Apne deewano ko sataya nahi karte,
Har waqt bas jise tumhara khyal ho,
Usey apni awaaz ke liye tadpaya nahi karte
Shayari for facebook
Khudaa jab husn deta hai nazaakat aaa hi
jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho…..
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai…..
jati hai,
Kadam chun chun kar rakhti ho…..
Phir bhi kamar balkha hi jaati hai…..
Shayari for facebook
Chand ki raton mein sara jahan sota hai,
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb
rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare
Lekin kisi ki yadoon mein koi badnaseeb
rota hai,
Khuda kisi ko mohabbat pe fida na kare,
Agar kare to kisi ko juda na kare
Shayari for facebook
Kismet se apni sabko shikayat kyu hai,
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
Jo nahi mil sakta usi se mohabbat kyu hai,
Kitne khade hai raho pe,
Phir bhi dil ko usi ki chahat kyu hai.
Shayari for facebook
Koi aankhon aankhon se baat kar leta hai,
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar
leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta
Koi aankhon aankhon mein mulakat kar
leta hai,
Mushkil hota hai jawab dena,
Jab koi khamosh rehkar bhi sawal kar leta
Shayari for girls
Tapish Suraj Ki Hoti Hai, Jalna Zameen Ko
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
Parta Hai Qusur Aankhon Ka Hota Hai,
Tarapna Dil Ko Parta Hai.
Shayari for girls
Dil Ko Manana Gar Hota Aasaan,
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
Na Karta Kisi Ko Yun Ye Pareshaan,
Tanha Na Rahta Bhari Mehfil Me,
Na Hoti Woh Halat Jo Ho Na Sake Bayaan.
Shayari for girls
Zindagi ek phool hai aur mohabbat us ka
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.
shehed
Pyar Ek Dariya Hai, Aur Mehboob uski
sarhad.
Shayari for girls
ek nazar teri kaher dhati hai,
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…
ek teri chal lehrati hai,
dua dete hain hum jab tu aati jati hai,
girten hain log aur tu hasti jati hai…
Shayari for girls
Badi Muddat se chaha hai tujhe,
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!
bade Duaon se paya hai tujhe,
tujhe bhulane ki socho bhi to kaise,
Kismat ki Lakiron se churaya hai tujhe!
Shayari for girls
Mast Nazron se dekh lenaa tha
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
Agar tamanna thi aazmane ki,
Hum to behosh youn hi ho jaate
Kya zaroorat thi muskurane ki.
Shayari for girls
Bina dard ke ansu bahaye nahi jate,
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
Bina pyar ke rishte nibhaye nahi jate,
E dost 1 baat yaad rakhna bina DIL diye
DIL paye bhi nahi jate.
Shayari for girls
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.
diya,
Aapki Muskurahat ne hame behosh kar
diya,
Hum Hosh me aane hi waale the,
ki Aapne fir se muskura diya.
Shayari for girls
Tumhari is ada ka kya jawab du,
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
apne dost ko kya uphar du,
koi achcha sa phool hota to mali se
mangvata,
jo khud gulab hai usko kya gulab du…
Shayari for girls
Mohabbat mujhe thi usi se..Sanam.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
Yadaon me uski yeh Dil tadpta raha ..
Maut bhi meri Chahat ko rok na saki..
Kabr me bhi yeh Dil Dhadkta raha.
face book joke
Nice punch...
It Happened in a Hospital that ICU patients died in the same bed every Sunday at 11 AM
Doctors thought it is something Super Natural
Worldwide Expert team was formed to Investigate d cause
Next Sunday,few minutes before 11 AM,all doctors & Nurses stood around that Bed & Waiting to see what it was
Then Suddenly Gangubai (Part time Sunday sweeper) Entered the ICU, unplugged the Life Support system of that Bed & then plugged her Mobile Charger!!
facebook status
"Expectatations from everyone is our favourite crime
& disappointment is always our punishment!!"
Monday, June 24, 2013
FACE BOOK STATUS
DREAMS ARE LIKE STARS, YOU CANT TOUCH THEM, BUT IF YOU FOLLOW THEM, THEY WILL LEAD YOU TO YOU DESTINY!!!!
FACE BOOK STATUS
"LIFE IS LIKE PLAYING CHESS WITH GOD..AFTER YOUR EVERY MOVE, HE MAKES THE
NEXT MOVE. YOUR MOVES ARE CALLED CHOICES AND HIS MOVES ARE CALLED CHALLENGES"
NEXT MOVE. YOUR MOVES ARE CALLED CHOICES AND HIS MOVES ARE CALLED CHALLENGES"
GIRL JOKE
18 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
..
18 year old girl : No,get lost...
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl : Awww So sweet...
yes yes, i will...
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Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me danth nahi usiko khana kyu dete ho ..
:o
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18 year old girl : No,get lost...
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.
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5 year old boy : Will u be my gf...???
18 year old girl : Awww So sweet...
yes yes, i will...
.
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Hey bhagwan, jiske muh me danth nahi usiko khana kyu dete ho ..
:o
JOKE
A little boy was in a taxi eating chocolate, then he
took another one and then another.
A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"
The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business" ...
took another one and then another.
A man next to him said "Do you know that too much of it will damage your teeth"
The boy replied, "my grandfather lived132
years"
The man asked "was it because of eating chocolate?"
The boy replied, "No, he was always minding his
own business" ...
LOL JOKES
Wife to Husband :-
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google
You don’t Love me at all….
Husband points towards their 2 Children and says –
then do u think I’ve downloaded these from Google
Uttarakhand Rescue..Friends it is urgent...Google launched an online software from wich people can search there missing reletives in Uttarakhand...and can also give información if anyone is found....till now almost 350 names r registered.... please spread this link as much as you can... it may save few lifes....!!http://google.org/personfinder/2013-uttrakhand-floods
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