status for facebook

Google Earth Gives Us The Opportunity To Go And See Every Part Of The World. 
And What Do We Do? 
We End Up Looking At Our Own House!

joke for facebook

Height of coolness: 

2 Guys coming out of the examination Hall with
chips and coke in hands 

1st guy:which paper was it?
2nd guy:I think maths 

1st guy:(surprisingly) you read the question
paper?
2nd guy: no I saw a girl sitting besides me using
calculator

dollar ruppee joke

Dear dollar,

Its getting vulgar now. Stop at 68.

Sincerely,
Rupee.

Shayari for lovers

Koi sham aati hai tumhari yaad lekar,
Koi sham jati hai tumari yaad dekar,
Mujhe tho us sham ka intezar hai,,,,,
jo aaye tume saath lekar.

shayari for lovers

Mere chehare ki hansi ho tum,
Mere Dil ki har khushi ho tum,
Mere hontho ki mushkan ho tum,
Dhadakta hai mera ye Dil jishke liye…..
woh Meri Jaan tum ho tum.

shayari for lovers

Dunia jise neend kehti hai,
jane wo kya cheez hai,
Aankhe to hum bhi band karte hai….
par wo aap se milne ki tarkeeb hai...

shayari for lovers

Phuulo ki tarah hansti raho,
Kaliyoun ki tarah muskurati raho,
Khuda se sirf itna mangta hoon…..
ki tum mujhe hamesha yaad aati raho.

shayari for lovers

Ishq karna asaan nahin hota,
Duriyan badne se pyar kam nahi hota,
Waqt bewaqt ho jati hain aankhein nam,
Kyun ki yaadon ka koi mausam nahin hota.

shayari for lovers

Ye Dil tere liye beqarar aaj bhi hai,
Meri aankh ko tera intizar aaj bhi hai,
Tu aayegi ye umeed hai mujhe…..
Tujh ko pane k liye ye dil  tera deewana aaj bhi hai.

shayari for facebook

Yaad karte hain tumhein tanhayi mein,
Dil duuba hai gamo ki gehrayi mein,
humein mat dhundna dunia ki bheed mein,
Hum  Milenge tumhein tumhari parchayi mein.

shayari for lovers

Tum hansti ho mujhe hasane k liye,
Tum roti ho mujhe rulane k liye,
Tum ek bar ruuthkar to dekho…..
Mar bhi Jaunga tumhein manane k liye.

shayari for lovers

Maut Pe Bhi Mujhe Yakeen Hai
Tum Per Bhi Aitabar Hai,
Dekhna Hai Pehle Kaun Aata Hai
Humein Dono Ka Intizar Hai.

shayari for lovers

Nazro se shuru hota hai Pyaar,
Do Dilo me ek sath panapta hai Pyaar,
Jo Mumkin nahi hai karna is duniya me,
Aise namumkin kaam bhi kar dikhata hai yeh Pyaar.

status for girls

. “The Best Lines ever said by a Man....."

When I was born, A Woman was there to hold me...... My Mother

As I grew up as a child, A woman was there to care & play with me..... My sister

I went to school, A Woman was there to help me learn...... My Teacher

I became depressed when I lost, A Woman was there to offer a shoulder...
My Girlfriend

I needed compatibility, company & Love, A Woman was there for me.. My Wife

I became tough, A Woman was there to melt me..... My Daughter

When I will die, A Woman will be there to absorb me in....... Motherland

If you are a Man, value every Woman...&.
If you are a Woman, feel proud to be one

Give respect to women...

Pappu joke for facebook

Pappu's application to the principal

To,
The Principal High school,

Sir, Baat ye hui k mere dad ne muje
fees k liye Rs.500 diye the.

100 ki film dekhi,

150 ki Daru,

50 ka Girlfriend ka Recharge karva diya,

200 science wali mam par shart
haar gaya...

Mai samajta tha k unka sirf Maths
wale Sir k sath chakkar hai, 

par unka toaapke sath bhi chakkar nikla!

Ab apke paas 2 hi raste he:

Meri fees maaf 

ya 

Aapke raaz ka pardaafaash! ..

Thanx

Ur sincerely

Apki beti ka boyfriend Pappu Lal..

joke for facebook

WASHINGTON ORGANISED A COMPETITION OF TWO-LINE POEM IN WHICH FIRST LINE MUST BE THE MOST ROMANTIC, BUT SECOND LINE SHOULD BE THE LEAST ROMANTIC.

This is the winner :

My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife,
Marrying you screwed up my life.

I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.

Kind, intelligent, loving and hot;
This describes everything you are not.

I love your smile, your face and your eyes,
Damn, I'm good at telling lies!

My feelings for you, no words can tell,
Except for maybe 'Go to hell.'

What inspired this amazing rhyme?
Two parts tequila, one part lime !

joke on girls

don’t start an
argument with a girl
because they all have
43050194 GB
memories and will
bring up something
you did at 14:29PM on
22/05/2008

EXAMS JOKES

Why We Students Sometimes Write "Etc" In
Exams?
.
.
Because It Means.
.
.
.
E-End Of
T-Thinking
C-Capacity

santa joke

Teacher-How many planets are there?

Santa -Mercury, Venus, Jupiter vagerah. Vagerah

Teacher-Aur batao?

Santa-Aur bas ...sab badhiya!!! Ekdum

Mata raani ki kripa....
Aap sunao...??

joke for whatsapp

Dr:Kaise aana hua?

Patient: Doctorsaab tabiyat theek nahi hain

Dr: Sharab peete ho?

Patient: Peeta to hoon, par chhota peg hi banana. I'm not feeling well !

joke for whatsapp

Heart melting love story:

Boy: I can't marry u.
My family is totally against it.
Girl: Who r they 2 stop u?
Boy: My wife & 2 kids.

joke for whatsapp

A guy calls an unknown number..

Guy: Fridge hai?

Reply: Haan hai.


Guy: Chalta hai?


Reply: Haan chalta hai..


Guy: Toh pakad ke rakhna, warna bhaag jaayega..


And he hangs up.. After a while, he calls up again..


Guy: Fridge hai?


This time the person's really angry.


Reply: Nahi hai.


Guy: Kahaan se hoga.. Bola tha na pakad ke rakhna varna bhaag jaayega..

joke for whatsapp

Boy:" pen hai ??

Girl:" nahi..

Thodi der baad.

Boy:" pen hai ??

Girl:" nahi bola na..

Boy:" pen hai pen ??

Girl:" nahi hai kaminey, aur abki bar pucha to

to hathode se sar phod dungi

Kuch der baad...

Boy:" hathoda hai kya..???

Girl:" nahi..

Boy:" accha.. to phir pen hai pen...

status for whatsapp

Dont blame gravity, if you fall for me!!!

status for food lovers for facebook

I wont be impressed with technology until i can download the food!!

joke for whatsapp

In A Nursery School Canteen,
.
.
There Was A Basket Of Apples
With A
Notice Written Over It:
''Do Not Take More Than One,
God Is Watching''
.
.
On The Other Counter There
Was A
Box Of Chocolates,
.
.
A Small Child Went & Wrote On
It
..
"Take As Many As You Want,
God Is
Busy Watching The Apples"..

joke for facebook

English and Hindi always Contradict...

English: The sooner the better...
Hindi: Jaldi ka kaam shaitaan ka hota hai...

English: Think of the devil, and the devil is here...
Hindi: Badi lambi umar hai tumhari, abhi tumhe hi yaad kar rahe the...

English: Don't wait, fight for your rights...
Hindi: Sabr ka fal meetha hota hai...

and the most striking of all,
English: As wise as an owl...
Hindi: Ullu ka Pattha...