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valentines day joke

New year tha toh sab 25 days pehle hi wish karne lage...

3 din baad 26 Jan Republic Day hai, 

Par Koi Msg Nahi,

Sharam aati Hai sab pe..

Anyways..





Happy Valentines Day In Advance..

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girl joke

Boys require 100% talent to get a success.


But girls require only 4% talent

&

Remaining
36
24
36 gets it done.

awesome status for guys

Bachna bachna sab kare...

bach sake na koye...

kitni bhi girls ko propose karo,

last me we are just friends ka drama hi hoyeee..

facebook status

Virginity is like a soap bubble, one prick and it is gone....!

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joke on girls

Ladki: Is mirror ki kya
keemat he??
SHOPKEEPER : Rs.1000 !
.
.
Ladki: ohh.. bahut mehnga he..
kya isme koi khas baat he??
.
.
SHOPKEEPER: aap isko 100
floor se niche girao,
.
ye mirror 99 floor tak nai tutega...
.
.
.
Ladki :Wow..PACK kardo bhaiya!

joke in marathi

एकदा १ लहान मुल स्त्यावर हगत असतो... .
तो दोनदा पादतो...पुर्रर्रर्र...पुर्रर्रर्र... .
डुकरीन 🐼आणि तिचे पिल्लु हे सगळ बघत
असतात...
.
पिल्लु : आई मला भुक लागली आहे. . डुकरीन : थांब बाळ अजुन एक शिट्टी होउ दे
मग जेऊ..

joke for facebook

 janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali of mehbuba with very zor-shor,....

 janaza of aashiq is nikla from the gali
of mehbuba with very zor-shor,....

The mehbuba jhaaki from the door & boli- Mar gaya haramkhor"

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joke for whatsapp

Jab ghar me bacha paida hota hai

Maa: iski naak to mujhpe gai hai

Baap:iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai

Chachu:iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai

Mama:iski smile to mujhpe gai hai

Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab
sab bolte hai: pata nahi haramkhor kispe gaya hai...

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status for facebook

Learning from your mistakes makes you smart.. 

Learning from other's mistakes makes you a genius..!! 

joke for facebook

How to kill a BOY.....??

Just give him a mobile with lots of beautiful Girls mobile number.

Then Lock him in a place with "No - NETWORK coverage " !!!

***

How to kill a - GIRL..??

Give her a beautiful dress, nice jewellerys, costly cosmetics... 

Then, lock her in a room " without a MIRROR " !!!"

mumbai joke

If a Wada-pav wala makes more money than An
Engineer,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If you see BMC cleaning up every morning and in the
evening its all the same,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If high class people also dont leave the panipuri stall
without asking for Sukhapuri,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If the rikshawwala's and Panwala's are more
accurate than Google Maps,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If a Chaiwala at marine drive explains his
struggle at 2'o clock in the morning.
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If Bike Riders shout at you for not locking your car
doors properly,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.
Marathi's abuse Biharis and Biharis abuse
Marathis and still if they live together,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If a girl can move around alone at late nights safely,
Its..
Because
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

In a breathtaking crowd of locals, if an poor old lady
always gets a Hand to cross the bridge,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

When some idiots blame Mumbai,at the same time if
you find people sayn "AAmchi Mumbai" is the Best
Place to live.
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

Last one for the people outside Mumbai,
If you find anyone taking Care of you without any
Reason, its not that they are idle Its Because,
WE ARE MUMBAIKARS.!!

- By Anonymous Mumbaikar

awesome status for facebook

The TRUTH hurts, 
but it doesn't kill..

LIES may please, 
but they don't heal.

gujarati joke

A Gujarati Bhai & Chinese in a train......

A cockroach enters...
Chinese catches it & eats it!.....

Another cockroach enter...
Gujju catches & asks d Chinese Kharidega...????

Ice fall in jodhpur

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girlfriend jokes

Bf : Pack Ur Bag SweetHeart,
 I've  Won 10 crores In a Lottery..

Gf: Wow !!! Now London ya
Switzerland???

Bf: Who Cares ???
U Just Pack Ur Bag & GET LOST..

love meaning

Nice line from HITLER:

"War is better than love,

Bcoz

At the end of war u either live or die..

But

At the end of love,
U neither live nor die..." :

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good morning thought

1) Everyone has two Eyes ... But
No one has the same View..."
2) Alphabet"O"stands for Opportunity which is absent in Yesterday"Available only once in"Today", And thrice in"Tomorrow"
3)"Human beings are very strange.
They have ego of their knowledge
but, they don't have knowledge
of their ego".
4) People who judge do not matter. People who matter do not judge.
5) The most important quality of successful people is their willingness to change..
6)"Pain Is Unavoidable but,
Suffering Is Optional"
7) Only messages are not life , but ...... our life should be a message to others!

Read this message twice...
It's a really meaningful message.
Gud mng ⛅

alok nath joke

Sunny Leone to Alok Nath -

U can touch me anywhere baby .. 

Alok Nath touches her head and says "jeeti raho beti" 

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Alok nath picture joke

joke in marathi

मुंगी: एक विचारेन म्हणते.
हात्ती: विचार की.
मुंगी: तुझं वय काय रे?
हात्ती: मी पाच वर्षांचा आहे.
मुंगी: काय सांगतोस काय... फक्त पाच वर्षं
आणि तरी तू एवढा प्रचंड?
हात्ती: हा हा हा... आय अॅम अ कॉम्प्लॅन बॉय. बरं
मला सांग, तुझं वय काय गं?
मुंगी: माझं वय पण पाच वर्षं
.
हात्ती : अगं पाच वर्षं वय
आणि केवढीशी दिसतेस...
मुंगी: वही तो... आय अॅम संतूर गर्ल.
मेरी त्वचा से मेरी उम्र का पताही नही चलता...

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Joke in hindi

भाई को भाई से जुदा कर देती है 'GF'
..............
मां को बेटे से जुदा कर देती है 'GF'
.............
पति और पत्नी के बीच झगड़ा पैदा कर देतीहै 'GF'
..............
इंसान को दुनिया से जुदा कर देती है 'GF'
..............
घर में झगड़ा करवा देती है 'GF'
...................
'GF' का मतलब
गलत फहमी, जो इस वक्त आपको हुई है।
..............
'गर्लफ्रेंड' तो बेचारी मासूम होती है...

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facebook posts

Life before Computer:


-Window was a square hole in a room..

-Application was something written in paper..

-Mouse was an animal..

-Keyboard was a Piano..

-File was a important office material..

-Hard Drive was a uncomfortable road trip..

-Cut was done with Knife n Paste was done with Glue..

-Web was spider's home..
-Virus was flu..

-Apple and Blackberry were just fruits.

joke for whatsapp

Girl : What are you doing ?

Boy : killing mosquitoes

Girl : how many did you killed?

Boy : 3 females, 2 male, total 5 !!!

Girl : how did you know that?

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.
.

Boy : 3 sitting on mirror, 2 near beer..

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