joke for whatsapp

Jab ghar me bacha paida hota hai

Maa: iski naak to mujhpe gai hai

Baap:iski ankhe to mujhpe gai hai

Chachu:iske hath to mujhpe gaye hai

Mama:iski smile to mujhpe gai hai

Aur jab wahi bacha bada hoke ladki chhedta hai tab
sab bolte hai: pata nahi haramkhor kispe gaya hai...