girls joke

UNIVERSAL TRUTH

Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble..

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The hardest thing in the world is fixing a heart you didn’t break.

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I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

wives jokes

Once a month, wives go completely crazy for about thirty days

wife joke

A wife can make you a millionaire. Only if you were a billionaire.

Awesome status

Taash ke patton mai ikka aur zindagi mai sikka.....!!
Jab chalta hai na bhai.. Toh duniya salam karti hai.....!!!

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