joke sms , joke for facebook

One day a man went to the bar and this conversation followed.

MAN: Give me 8 shots of whiskey!
BARTENDER: Whats wrong man?
MAN: I found out that my brother and my best friend are getting married!
(Bartender looking very shocked.)

Next day the same guy comes again and orders 10 shots of whiskey.

BARTENDER: Whats wrong now?
MAN: I found out that my son is also gay!
BARTENDER: Doesn't anyone in your family like women?
MAN: Apparently, my wife does.

(Bartender faints!!!)