mumbai joke

If a Wada-pav wala makes more money than An
Engineer,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If you see BMC cleaning up every morning and in the
evening its all the same,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If high class people also dont leave the panipuri stall
without asking for Sukhapuri,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If the rikshawwala's and Panwala's are more
accurate than Google Maps,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If a Chaiwala at marine drive explains his
struggle at 2'o clock in the morning.
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If Bike Riders shout at you for not locking your car
doors properly,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.
Marathi's abuse Biharis and Biharis abuse
Marathis and still if they live together,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

If a girl can move around alone at late nights safely,
Its..
Because
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

In a breathtaking crowd of locals, if an poor old lady
always gets a Hand to cross the bridge,
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

When some idiots blame Mumbai,at the same time if
you find people sayn "AAmchi Mumbai" is the Best
Place to live.
YOU ARE IN MUMBAI.

Last one for the people outside Mumbai,
If you find anyone taking Care of you without any
Reason, its not that they are idle Its Because,
WE ARE MUMBAIKARS.!!

- By Anonymous Mumbaikar