awesome santa banta joke

Santa: When I was a child, Homosexuality was a Crime in India....... When I grew up, it was Acceptable......... & Now they making it legal......

Banta starts packing his bags and says: I'd better leave India before they make it Compulsory..... 

hindi joke

एक पागल भैंस के ऊपर बैठकर घूम रहा था।

दूसरा पागल बोला: तुझे पुलिस पकड़ेगी।

पहला पागल: क्यों?

दूसरा पागल: अबे हेल्मेट नहीं पहना।

पहला पागल: अबे नीचे देख, four व्हीलर है।

facebook status

now achieving # success is not enough!!!

posting it to # facebook is the final move.

awesome status

I have been ignoring stupid people a lot these days, so if you haven't heard from me in a while that may be the reason.!! 

funny joke

1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??



















kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo...

girls joke

UNIVERSAL TRUTH

Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble..

status for facebook

The hardest thing in the world is fixing a heart you didn’t break.

status for facebook

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

wives jokes

Once a month, wives go completely crazy for about thirty days

wife joke

A wife can make you a millionaire. Only if you were a billionaire.

Awesome status

Taash ke patton mai ikka aur zindagi mai sikka.....!!
Jab chalta hai na bhai.. Toh duniya salam karti hai.....!!!

inspirational good morning message

Sometimes You are Unsatisfied with Your Life, while many people in this world are Dreaming of Living Your Life..

A Child on a Farm sees a Plane fly overhead & Dreams of Flying
'But,
A Pilot on the Plane sees the Farmhouse & Dreams of Returning Home.
That's Life!
Good morning!!!

awesome girl joke

लाख टके की बात बोल रहा हूँजरा ध्यान देना।
अगर पैसा पेड़ पर उगता तो..!!
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लड़कियां बंदरों से भी सेट हो जाती।

kamine dost joke

KAMINE DOST:

A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:

"I want her Back...!"

Friend's Comment:
"Even I agree.....her front is not that good.!"

student joke

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: "Tadang" jaisi awaaz aayegi

Sir gusse se: Kyu  ??

Student: Kyoki "Ye Duniya Ye Duniya Pittal di...!"

love shayari

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agar kar laite woh,
Unhe mujse nahi khud say muhabbat ho jati..!!!

hindi status

कौन है इस जहाँ मे जिसे धोखा नहीं मिला,
शायद वही है ईमानदार जिसे मौक़ा नहीं मिला... 

hindi status

मुझे मालूम है कि ये ख्वाब झूठे हैं और ख्वाहिशे अधूरी हैं..
मगर जिंदा रहने के लिए कुछ गलतफहमियां जरूरी हैं !!!

15 sunny leone selfies

http://m.mensxp.com/entertainment/celebrity-photos/22699-15-sunny-leone-selfies-that-prove-she-is-the-hottest-woman-ever-p15.html

hindi status

मौत को देखा तो नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी उस से मिलता है, जीना छोड़ देता है..