joke for facebook

Captain was walking on his ship.

A soldier rushes to him and says,"An enemy
ship is approaching us".

Captain replies
calmly, "Go get my red shirt".

The soldier gets
the shirt for the captain.
The enemy ship comes in;

heavy rounds of fire are exchanged. Finally, they win.
Soldier asks, "Congrats Sir, but why the red shirt ?"
Captain replies, "If I got injured, then my blood
shouldn't be seen, as I didn't want my men to
loose hope."

Moral: For success, hope is very important.

Just then, another soldier came in and said, "Sir, we just spotted another 20 enemy ships!"
The captain calmly replied, "Go bring my
yellow pants"...!!