joke in marathi

ऐक नवरा आपल्या
बायकोला इंग्लिश शिकवत
असतो

ऐका दुपारी त्याची बायको
त्याला जेवण घेवून ऐते
अहो हे घ्या डिनर
नवरा : वेडी आहेस का
याला डिनर नाही म्हणत
लंच म्हणतात
:
:
:
मूर्ख आहात तुम्ही .हे काल
रात्रीच उरलेलं जेवण
आहे.

awesome summer joke

Dear Suraj Bhagwan🌞

Please go to settings>display>brightness and lower your brightness! 

Please its too hot to handle!!

😩😩😩

status for relationship

Relationships are worth fighting for, but you can't be the only one fighting!! 😎

status for facebook

It's good to have an open mind.. What irritates me is your equally open mouth..!! 

awesome hindi status

खेरात में मिली हुई खुशी
हमे पसंद नही है

क्यूंकि हम गम में भी
नवाब की तरह जीते है...!!!

मुझे एक  ने पूछा
"कहा रहते हो "

मैंने कहा
"औकात मे "


साले ने फिर पूछा
"कब तक ?"

मैंने कहा
"सामने वाला रहे तब तक "




Attitude तो हम
मरने के बाद भी करेंगे ,

लोग पैदल चैलेगे और
हम कंधो पर रहेंगे।

awesome thought in hindi

जब भी मौका मिलता है खुद से माफ़ी मांग लेता हूँ..

सबसे ज्यादा दिल तो मैंने ही मेरा दुखाया है..|।।

movies in marathi joke

If these movies were dubbed in marathi.....


KUCH KUCH HOTA HAI-
Kasatari Hotay...

HOLLOW MAN- Pokal Manus...

DIE ANOTHER DAY- Nantar Kadhitari Mar...

GONE WITH THE WIND- Gela Udat...

SUPERMAN- Lai Bhari Manus...

FANTASTIC 4 - Rapchik Chowge...

SCORPION KING- Tatya Vinchu...

THE MUMMY- Aai...

THE MUMMY RETURNS- Aai Parat Aali...

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE- Nahi Jamat.!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE II- Ekda Sangitla Naa Nahi Jamat.!

MISSION IMPOSSIBLE III- Aee Kutrya Nahi Jamat Bollo Naa..!!

IRON MAN- istri wala..

THOR - Hathodi Fekun Marel...

MEN IN BLACK- Kali Manse..!

MEN IN BLACK 2- Ekdum Kali Manse..!!

MEN IN BLACK 3 - Itki Kali Manse Ki Disat Ach Nahi...!!!!!!



awesome pappu joke

Pappu juice wale se :-
Jaldi se juice de ladai hone wali
hai....

ek glass pine ke baad....
ek glass aur de ladai hone wali
hai......

woh bhi pene ke baad......
ek glass aur de jaldi ladai hone
wali hai.....

juice wala :- kab hogi ladai.....????.

Pappu :- Jab tu paise mangegaa !!

best tag line for indian summers

Best tag line for summers- Keep calm and Eat Aam 🍋🍋...

Awesome Middle finger image

Status for facebook

Sometimes You Face Difficulties Not Because You're Doing Something WRONG...

But Because You're Doing Something RIGHT !!

frustrated employee story

Chintu ko na milta tha aaram.
Office main karta kaam hi kaam

Chintu ke boss bhi the bade cool
Promotion ko har baar jate the bhool 👓

Par bhulte nahi the wo deadline
Kaam to karwate the roz till nine ⏰

Chintu bhi bannah chahta tha..d best
Isliye to wo nahi karta tha rest

Din raat karta wo boss ki gulami 👬
Appraisal ke ummid main deta salami

Din guzre aur guzre fir saal ⛅
Bura hota gaya Chintu ka haal

Chintu ko ab kuch yaad na rehta tha
Galti se Biwi ko woh Behenji kehta tha

Aakhir ek din Chintu ko samjh aaya
Aur chodh di usne Appraisal ki moh maya

Boss se bola, "Tum kyon satate ho ?"
"Appraisal ke laddu se buddhu banate ho" 😾

"Promotion doh warna chala jaunga"
"Appraisal dene par bhi wapis na aunga"

Boss haans ke bola "Nahi koi baat" 😈
"Abhi aur bhi Chintus hai mere paas" 😑

"Yeh duniya Chintuon se bhari hai"
"Sabko bas aage badhne ki padi hai"

"Tum na karoge to kisi aur se karaunga"
"Tumhari tarah Ek aur Chintu banaunga"

To all my employed friends....
Pls Forward to all the chintus.. 

awesome joke

Japanese  Proverb-

If One Can Do,
You Can Do.
If No one Can Do,
You Must Do.

Indian  Version-
If One Can Do,
Let Him Do.
If No one can Do
"Mi kashala Shanpana karu?

hindi joke

रोक दो मेरे जनाजे को अब
मुझमे जान आ रही हैं..



आगे से थोडा राईट ले लो
दारु की दूकान आ रही हैं ..

hindi joke

एक आदमी मेडीकल-स्टोर पर
गया:-
ज़हर दे दो भाई।

दुकानदार:-
बिना पर्ची के नही मिल सकता।
.
आदमी ने 'appraisal letter'
दिखाया।
.
दुकानदार:-
बस पगले रुलाएगा क्या !
बड़ी बोतल दूँ या छोटी?😀😭😱😜😜

responsibility joke

> Sense of Responsibility............

> 

> A man goes to library n ask for a book on Suicide.......................😦

> 

> Librarian looks him n  says

> 

> Bhai wapas kaun dene aayega???"

march end joke

 Yamraj 10,000 logo ko narak le ja rhe te,
raste me naradji mil gaye.
Naradji-itne sare 1 saat?"
yamraj bole- "march ending hai bhai, target pura karna hai"

modern style wedding

Modern Style wedding

Pujari: Do u Both Agree?
to Change Your Facebook Status to MARRIED??

Couple: Yes, we do

Pujari: Vivah sammpan. 

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