indian cricket team captaincy joke

Selectors - tumhara b'day kab hai ?
Ganguly- 8th JULY
Selectors- Ok, you're captain.

Selectors- tumhara b'day kab hai?
Dhoni- 7th JULY
Selectors- Ok, you're the next captain.

Selectors- tumhara b'day kab hai?

Kohli- Sir hota to 5th Nov ko hai,
par main manata 6th JULY ko hoon.