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- engineering jokes
- dhoom 3 joke
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- joke for whats app
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- good night picture message
- thought for the day
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- GOOD MORNING message
- never give up picture
- joke for whatsapp
- Best Christmas status
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- funny girls picture
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- joke for facebook
- facebook joke
- awesome joke
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- girlfriend joke
- Shayari for facebook
- student joke
- facebook status
- you've changed status
- pappu jokes
- whatsapp joke
- student joke
- shayari joke
- santa joke
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- Insult joke
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December
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Tuesday, December 31, 2013
Monday, December 30, 2013
Wife jokes
Man: is there any medicine for long life?
Doctor: get married
man: will it help?
Doc: no, but it will avoid such thoughts
Student jokes
Teacher: Gaali kya hai?
Student: Krodh ke smay mukh se nikle ashudh shabdon ka samuh
Jinke uchcharan ke paschat Vyakti ke hriday Ko ShantiKa anubhv hota hai.
Girls joke
Girl: Pados wali Aunty mujhe bohat tang karti theen.. Jab b kisi ki Shadi hoti wo mere gaal kheench k kehti “AB TUMHARI BARI HAI”
Phir maine un ki ye aadat khatam karwa di.
Friend: Kaise ?
Girl: Jab koi Mar jata tou main un k Gaal kheench k kehti.. “AB AAP KI BARI HAI”
Santa jokes
Santa ki tapsya se khush ho kar bhagwan bole: ‘VAR MANGO VATS’
Santa: Prabhu!! jaisa aap soch rahe hai mein vaisa nahi hu.. ‘MUJHE VADHU CHAHIYE’
Santa jokes
Jailer: Faasi se pehle kisse miloge?
Santa: Biwi Se
Jailer: Maa-Baap se nahi
Santa: Maa-Baap to agla jnm lete hi mil jyenge biwi ke liye sala phir 25 saal wait karna padega!! :D
santa jokes
Sir - define energy??
Santa - sir pura to nhi ata but last ka pata hai bas.
SIR - thik hain,jitna ata ha utna bolo.
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Santa ". . . . . This is called energy"
Santa - sir pura to nhi ata but last ka pata hai bas.
SIR - thik hain,jitna ata ha utna bolo.
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Santa ". . . . . This is called energy"
student jokes
Teacher : " Lofer " aur " offer " main
kya Farak hai ??
Student : Very simple mam agar
ladka "I LOVE YOU " bole toh " lofer "
aur ladki bole to "offer "...
kya Farak hai ??
Student : Very simple mam agar
ladka "I LOVE YOU " bole toh " lofer "
aur ladki bole to "offer "...
arvind kejriwal cm joke
Arvind Kejriwal : IIT in first attempt,
IRS in first attempt,
CM in first attempt.
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...apna naseeb to dekho......
idhar apni bike bhi first kick me start nahi hoti
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IRS in first attempt,
CM in first attempt.
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...apna naseeb to dekho......
idhar apni bike bhi first kick me start nahi hoti
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Sunday, December 29, 2013
joke for facebook
Agr life mein kabhi aapse koi
mistake ho jaye..!
To 2 mins. apni aankhen band
karke..!!
Socho ke...
Iska ilzaam kispar lagaya jaye..!!!
student jokes
A student was asked 2 write a signboard-
for the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the innocent students,
Plz, Wait for the Teachers..!"
for the traffic rules near the college campus
He wrote:-
"Drive Carefully!
Don't kill the innocent students,
Plz, Wait for the Teachers..!"
new year jokes
Jaane Anjaane me agar 2013 me
Mujh se aap ko pareshaani hui ho,
Yaa aap Hurt hue ho to us ke liye
2014 me bhi Ready rehna kyu ke..
Calendar badlega
Hum nahi..😋
Jaane Anjaane me agar 2013 me
Mujh se aap ko pareshaani hui ho,
Yaa aap Hurt hue ho to us ke liye
2014 me bhi Ready rehna kyu ke..
Calendar badlega
Hum nahi..😋
happy new year jokes
Wishng U
Happy New Year,
I Know Ye Jaldi Hai,
Pr Kya Karon Buht Sare Sweet,
Young Dashing, Smart Friends Ko
Wish Karna Hai.
Socha Pehle
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Buzurgo Ko Nipta Dun.
Happy New Year,
I Know Ye Jaldi Hai,
Pr Kya Karon Buht Sare Sweet,
Young Dashing, Smart Friends Ko
Wish Karna Hai.
Socha Pehle
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Buzurgo Ko Nipta Dun.
pj for whatsapp
Aaj pagal day he
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat krna ok ...
Apki nazar me jo pagal he use ye sms bhejo,
mene to bhej deya he
Wapas muje bhej kr maha pagalo wali harkat mat krna ok ...
good morning status
Lions sleep 18 hrs a day but, a
donkey work 18hrs a day.
If hardwork is secret to success,
then donkey would have been king
of jungle.
BE LAZY .... THINK CRAZY !!!!!
Enjoy the d day.
Good Morning
donkey work 18hrs a day.
If hardwork is secret to success,
then donkey would have been king
of jungle.
BE LAZY .... THINK CRAZY !!!!!
Enjoy the d day.
Good Morning
happy new year joke
This joke is dedicated to all those in Sales.
A Man was waiting to cross d HighWay but was hesitant because of speeding cars.
Suddenly d Yumdoot appeared & said, "Bachcha, Tu aise hi Darr raha haI...You are going to live past 90 year of age. Dont let such things scare you ever.
The Man moved forward with new courage, got hit by d first car and died.
In Heaven, He asked d Yumdoot as to why did he lie.
The Yumdoot answered, "Sorry man, Year Ending pressure tha, Had to achieve my targets."
Happy Year Ending.
A Man was waiting to cross d HighWay but was hesitant because of speeding cars.
Suddenly d Yumdoot appeared & said, "Bachcha, Tu aise hi Darr raha haI...You are going to live past 90 year of age. Dont let such things scare you ever.
The Man moved forward with new courage, got hit by d first car and died.
In Heaven, He asked d Yumdoot as to why did he lie.
The Yumdoot answered, "Sorry man, Year Ending pressure tha, Had to achieve my targets."
Happy Year Ending.
shayari for facebook
Toofan mein taash ka ghar nahi banta,
Rone se bigda muqaddar nahi banta,
Duniya ko jitne ka hausla rakho,
Ek haar se koi faqeer aur ek jeet se koi
siqander nahi banta...
Rone se bigda muqaddar nahi banta,
Duniya ko jitne ka hausla rakho,
Ek haar se koi faqeer aur ek jeet se koi
siqander nahi banta...
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wife jokes
Wife:Aren't you wearing your wedding ring
on the wrong finger?
Hubby: Yes I am, I married the wrong
woman...
Husband rocked..wife shocked..
on the wrong finger?
Hubby: Yes I am, I married the wrong
woman...
Husband rocked..wife shocked..
status for facebook
Suppose you got
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1 missed call from ur crush
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2 missed calls from ur love
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2 missed calls from ur mom/dad
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3 missed calls from u boss
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6 missed calls from ur ex
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Whom will you call 1st ???
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1 missed call from ur crush
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2 missed calls from ur love
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2 missed calls from ur mom/dad
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3 missed calls from u boss
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6 missed calls from ur ex
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Whom will you call 1st ???
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christmas status
A Punjabi woman says, "Haye,
Meri Kismat!" on the street.
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"Merry Christmas to you too,
Ma'am!"
MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FRIENDS
Meri Kismat!" on the street.
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"Merry Christmas to you too,
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MERRY CHRISTMAS TO ALL FRIENDS
status for facebook
True Fact
There are only 2 types of honest people in
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girl jokes
Decent Thought for All Girlz
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Agar Husband Bhagwan Saman Hota hai Toh..
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Boyfriend bhi Koi Chhota MoTa Devta Hota Hi Hoga
pj for whatsapp
only for genius
if...
1=5
2=10
3=15
4=20
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joke for whatsapp
Normality Check
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You Are A Normal Person In Case of..
1- U Got A Facebook Account
2- U Got A Mobile Phone
4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
5- U Didn't Notice That ThereIs No No. (3)
7- U Went To Check If No. 3 Is There
8- Where Is No. 6 stupid ?
9- U Are Now Smilingi
10- Where Is No. (1)
11- LOL you Went To Check No.1
it means you are not normal at all...
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You Are A Normal Person In Case of..
1- U Got A Facebook Account
2- U Got A Mobile Phone
4- U Are Wasting Ur Time Reading This
5- U Didn't Notice That ThereIs No No. (3)
7- U Went To Check If No. 3 Is There
8- Where Is No. 6 stupid ?
9- U Are Now Smilingi
10- Where Is No. (1)
11- LOL you Went To Check No.1
it means you are not normal at all...
joke in marathi
एकदा एका 31 पार्टीत DJ विचारतो :-
"कितीवेळ वाजवायचं आहे?"
झंप्या :- 8-10 पेग पर्यंत वाजवं .....
नंतर हे सगळे.... जेनरेटरच्या आवाजावर पण
नाचतील...
"कितीवेळ वाजवायचं आहे?"
झंप्या :- 8-10 पेग पर्यंत वाजवं .....
नंतर हे सगळे.... जेनरेटरच्या आवाजावर पण
नाचतील...
Saturday, December 28, 2013
engineering jokes
Engineering law of LOVE:
LOVE can neither be created nor be
destroyed
It can be only transferred from
EX to NEXT
LOVE can neither be created nor be
destroyed
It can be only transferred from
EX to NEXT
dhoom 3 joke
Aamir Khan: This year will end with
Dhoom
Arvind Kejriwal: No way! This year will
end with Broom
Dhoom
Arvind Kejriwal: No way! This year will
end with Broom
joke for whats app
Biscuit wale ka love letter:
Dear Marie,
today is good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart,
Now i am in 50-50 Position,
Piz don't play hide & seek,
Tumhara Tiger
Dear Marie,
today is good day,
U have krack-jacked my little heart,
Now i am in 50-50 Position,
Piz don't play hide & seek,
Tumhara Tiger
shayari for facebook
Kisi SHAYAR ne maut ko kya khub kaha hai:
Zindagi mei 2 minute koi mere pas na betha
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the
Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe
Aaj phool pe phool diye ja rahe the
Taras gaye ham kisi ke ek hath ke liye
Aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the
Do kadam sath chalne ko taiyar na tha koi
Aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,
Aaj pata chala mujhe ki "MAUT" kitni hasin hai
Kambakht.. Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the
Zindagi mei 2 minute koi mere pas na betha
Aaj sab mere paas bethe ja rahe the
Koi tohfa na mila aj tak mujhe
Aaj phool pe phool diye ja rahe the
Taras gaye ham kisi ke ek hath ke liye
Aaj kandhe pe kandhe diye ja rahe the
Do kadam sath chalne ko taiyar na tha koi
Aaj kafila ban sath chale ja rahe the,
Aaj pata chala mujhe ki "MAUT" kitni hasin hai
Kambakht.. Hum to yuhi zindgi jiye ja rahe the
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Shayari
wife jokes
Patni: i love u
i cnt live without u!
mar jaungi...!
mit jaungi..!
Jehar pee jaungi
tere pyar m e fanna ho jaungi!
Pati: dekh tere ko kaisa jamta hai, vaisa kar.
i cnt live without u!
mar jaungi...!
mit jaungi..!
Jehar pee jaungi
tere pyar m e fanna ho jaungi!
Pati: dekh tere ko kaisa jamta hai, vaisa kar.
student jokes
Teacher: Can you see God?
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
Pappu: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Pappu: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Pappu: Oho ok, So you have no brain...
Pappu rocked ...teacher shocked
Class: No
Teacher: Can you touch God?
Class: No
Teacher: Then there is no God!
(few minutes later)
Pappu: Sir, can you see your brain?
Teacher: No
Pappu: Can you touch your brain?
Teacher: No
Pappu: Oho ok, So you have no brain...
Pappu rocked ...teacher shocked
Friday, December 27, 2013
thought for the day
Gm
"TaKE IT EASY"
is a concept for comman people
But,
"MaKE IT EASY"
is a concept for Brilliant people
Good Morning
"TaKE IT EASY"
is a concept for comman people
But,
"MaKE IT EASY"
is a concept for Brilliant people
Good Morning
boyfriend joke
Boy to gals father: " I knw it's just a formality but still I ask u , can I marry ur daughter?"Father: " who told it's just a formality?"
Boy: " GYNAECOLOGIST..!!!"
Christmas status for facebook
Everyone said...
Santa aayega santa aayega...
ßut we all know...
"Ghanta aayega"
Santa aayega santa aayega...
ßut we all know...
"Ghanta aayega"
Thursday, December 26, 2013
GOOD MORNING message
"This Moment Is Not Permanent In Life"
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Read Above Line Whenever You are
Happy,
Angry,
Upset,
Lonely or Sad,
It Really Works.. !
GOOD MORNING
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Read Above Line Whenever You are
Happy,
Angry,
Upset,
Lonely or Sad,
It Really Works.. !
GOOD MORNING
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
joke for whatsapp
Na moh Na maya hai,
kya saara aalas tumhe hi aya hai..
Hame bhi msg kar liya karo bhai...
Mummi Papa ne mobile Sirf ''GIRL FRIEND" K liye nahi dilwaya hai..
kya saara aalas tumhe hi aya hai..
Hame bhi msg kar liya karo bhai...
Mummi Papa ne mobile Sirf ''GIRL FRIEND" K liye nahi dilwaya hai..
Best Christmas status
Dear Santa- I don't want much for Christmas. I just want the person reading this to be HAPPY:)
Tuesday, December 24, 2013
girls joke
Boy : " Tum Gaana Bahot Achchha Gaati Ho"
Girl : " Thanks But I'm Just Bathroom Singer..............
Boy : " To Bulao Na Kabhi Apne Live Program Pe"
Girl : " Thanks But I'm Just Bathroom Singer..............
Boy : " To Bulao Na Kabhi Apne Live Program Pe"
Girfriend jokes
Girlfriend to her boyfriend
"Darling do u knw , handsome &
smart boys always get stupid
Girlfriend"
Boyfriend-"thanx for compliment"
"Darling do u knw , handsome &
smart boys always get stupid
Girlfriend"
Boyfriend-"thanx for compliment"
student jokes
Student:" mujhe sanskrit sikha do
Pandit:" kyon ??
Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
Pandit:" kyon ??
Student:" devtao ki bhasha hai,
swarg me kaam ayegi..
Pandit:" agar narak mein gaya to ?? .
student:" Galiya dene mein toh PH.D ki hai.
Arvind Kejriwal CM
Arvind Kejriwal,
must be the 2nd fastest person to become CM,
from date of joining politics.
1st was Anil Kapoor in Nayak.
must be the 2nd fastest person to become CM,
from date of joining politics.
1st was Anil Kapoor in Nayak.
Break up status
After Break up.....
They can't Be Friends As they have Hurt Each other,
They can't Be Enemies As Once they Loved Each other,
The Only Thing They can Be, Are the Most Familiar Strangers.
They can't Be Friends As they have Hurt Each other,
They can't Be Enemies As Once they Loved Each other,
The Only Thing They can Be, Are the Most Familiar Strangers.
love status
Girl : Why we need a lover when
we have so many around to love us ?
Boy : air is everywhere,but we still
need a fan to feel it.
we have so many around to love us ?
Boy : air is everywhere,but we still
need a fan to feel it.
status for whatsapp
Yesterday I got a scolding from my dad
because of my obsession for Linkin Park.
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
because of my obsession for Linkin Park.
But in the end it doesn't even matter.
Monday, December 9, 2013
wife jokes
Wife : Honey before we got
married , you used to give me gifts
and expensive jewelery.
Husband : Yes...so ?
Wife : How come you don't do it
anymore ?
Husband : Have you ever seen a
fisherman give worms to the fish
after catching it?
married , you used to give me gifts
and expensive jewelery.
Husband : Yes...so ?
Wife : How come you don't do it
anymore ?
Husband : Have you ever seen a
fisherman give worms to the fish
after catching it?
joke for facebook
Sir :- Birbal Kaun Tha......??
Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"Sir :- "Padhaai Par
Dhyaan Doge ToNa Pata Chale". .
Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun
Hai....?? .
Sir :-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. . .
Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Pata
Chale ??
Master Shocks Student Rock.
Student :-"Pata Nahi Sir"Sir :- "Padhaai Par
Dhyaan Doge ToNa Pata Chale". .
Student :-"Sir Pramod, Vicky, Gaurav Kaun
Hai....?? .
Sir :-"Mujhe Kya Pata.. . .
Student :-"Beti Par Dhyaan Do To Pata
Chale ??
Master Shocks Student Rock.
facebook joke
The Perfect Son.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Monday.
A: I have the perfect son.
B: Does he smoke?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he drink whiskey?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: Does he ever come home late?
A: No, he doesn't.
B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
A: He will be six months old next Monday.
awesome joke
2 soldiers capture a gangster,
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We'll kill u.
Gangster askd: Aur agar 6 aya to?
Soldiers: Kabhi 'LUDO' nahi khela kya?
Phir se chance milega..
gave him a dice & said:
If u get 1,2,3,4,5,We'll kill u.
Gangster askd: Aur agar 6 aya to?
Soldiers: Kabhi 'LUDO' nahi khela kya?
Phir se chance milega..
girlfriend jokes
Girlfriend setting password for her laptop with boyfriend sitting beside her..
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing,
Bcoz
Laptop replied: “TOO SMALL"
She types “BRAIN” as password
Boyfriend fell down of his chair laughing,
Bcoz
Laptop replied: “TOO SMALL"
girlfriend joke
Girl: Now stop looking at girls,
u r commited now!
Smart Boy:
Oho what do u mean,
if i m on diet,
that doesnt mean that i cant look at MENU
Saturday, December 7, 2013
Shayari for facebook
Shayari for facebook
ARZ KIYA HAI .
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya..wah wah...
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya...wah wah.
Aaj usi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
ARZ KIYA HAI .
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya..wah wah...
Jo Kehti Thi Tujhe DiL Me LocK Kar Diya...wah wah.
Aaj usi Ne Facebook Pe BLocK Kar Diya..
student joke
Maths Teacher: Jab Mai Tumhari umar
ki thi,
Toh mere 100 marks aate the.
Student: Aate Honge madam ji,
apko ko Koi Acha Teacher Padhata Hoga.
Teacher shocked.. Student rocked..
ki thi,
Toh mere 100 marks aate the.
Student: Aate Honge madam ji,
apko ko Koi Acha Teacher Padhata Hoga.
Teacher shocked.. Student rocked..
facebook status
I'm A Very PATIENT Person And I Give Plenty Of Second Chances
But I am Not A SAINT, I Have My LIMITS..
But I am Not A SAINT, I Have My LIMITS..
you've changed status
When people say " you've changed " it just means you have stopped acting the way they
wanted you to.
wanted you to.
pappu jokes
Pappu is stopped by the Police around 1 am. & is asked where he is going at this time of night.
The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."
Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
...
Man replies "My Wife"!!!
The man replies, "I am going to attend a lecture on alcohol abuse & ill effects on my health."
Officer: Really....??? Sounds interesting, Who is giving that lecture at this time of night.....???"
...
Man replies "My Wife"!!!
whatsapp joke
Postman Knocked The Door..
A Kid Came Wid Cigrete In
Mouth &
Beer In Hand..
Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
.Kid:" Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai,
Baap Ghar me hoga...
A Kid Came Wid Cigrete In
Mouth &
Beer In Hand..
Postman:" Papa Hain.. ??
.Kid:" Abe Bhootni Ke,
Mujhe Dekh Ke Lagta Hai,
Baap Ghar me hoga...
student joke
Teacher : Complete the sentence..
"Early to bed and early to rise.."
Student : This Man has no interest in his wife...
"Early to bed and early to rise.."
Student : This Man has no interest in his wife...
shayari joke
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kacha Na Ho,
Wah Wah….
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha
Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na
Ho....
ab wah wah mat karo..
share karo market me naaya hai
Wah Wah….
Chicken Aise Pakao Ke Kaccha
Na Ho,
Aur Mohabbat Aise Nibhao Ke Bacha Na
Ho....
ab wah wah mat karo..
share karo market me naaya hai
santa joke
Shadi mein juta chupai ke time dulhe ki ek saali boli: Jijaji main to 1100 lungi.
Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se kaam nahin chalega, main toh 2100 hi lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola: 2310 le lo usmein bluetooth aur FM bhi aata hai
Second saali: Jijaji, 1100 se kaam nahin chalega, main toh 2100 hi lungi.
Peeche se Santa bola: 2310 le lo usmein bluetooth aur FM bhi aata hai
student joke
Master: Kanjoos kise kehte hai ?.
Student: Jo 100 sms krne pr b reply nhi krte.
Master: Very good, Ek example do..
Student: Sir,Aapki Beti..!
Student: Jo 100 sms krne pr b reply nhi krte.
Master: Very good, Ek example do..
Student: Sir,Aapki Beti..!
wife joke
Newly Married Couple
Biwi : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho?
Husband : Meri Maa or Bahen alag
ho gai hain. .
Biwi : Koi baat nahi ab me aagai
hun na,
Tumhari Maa Bahen ek kar dungi .
Biwi : Aaj tum udaas kyu ho?
Husband : Meri Maa or Bahen alag
ho gai hain. .
Biwi : Koi baat nahi ab me aagai
hun na,
Tumhari Maa Bahen ek kar dungi .
Insult joke
High Class Insult . . .
Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu
ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi h...
Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho.
Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu
ke mere saamne Bhais kyun khadi h...
santa joke
Girl: Will u marry me?
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai???
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
Santa: No, humare yahan shaadi sirf relatives mein hi hoti hai???
Mummy ne Papa se, Didi ne Jijaji se aur Bhaiya ne Bhabhi se
joke for facebook
Americans invented a machine 2 catch thieves..
Test started
America: In 30 mins, 50 caught
London: In 30 mins, 70 caught
Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught
India: In 15 min,
"Machine stolen!"
MERA BHARATH MAHAN
Test started
America: In 30 mins, 50 caught
London: In 30 mins, 70 caught
Spain: In 30 mins 100 caught
India: In 15 min,
"Machine stolen!"
MERA BHARATH MAHAN
joke for whatsapp
Duniya ki 3 heraan karne wali haqiqat
Haqiqat 1:
ap apni shans rokkar apni eyes Band nahi kar
sakte.
Haqiqat 2:
pahli haqiqat padne ke baad tamam bewaquf
ise karne ki kosish karenge
haqiqat 3:
ab aap hans rahe honge kyonki ap
bewaquf ban gaye ho.
Haqiqat 1:
ap apni shans rokkar apni eyes Band nahi kar
sakte.
Haqiqat 2:
pahli haqiqat padne ke baad tamam bewaquf
ise karne ki kosish karenge
haqiqat 3:
ab aap hans rahe honge kyonki ap
bewaquf ban gaye ho.
Friday, December 6, 2013
joke for facebook
OLD Generation vs New Generation.
OLD GEN:Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab...!!!
NEW GENERATION: "Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, Usko kal tak rakho..kya pata us kaam ko karneki jarurat hi na pade.."
OLD GEN:Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab...!!!
NEW GENERATION: "Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, Usko kal tak rakho..kya pata us kaam ko karneki jarurat hi na pade.."
joke for facebook
Boy:can i hold your hand ?
Girl:no
Boy:why?
Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
Boy: baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting...
Girl:no
Boy:why?
Girl:because it hurts when you leave it
Boy: baap reeee, i am acting but she is
overacting...
joke in marathi
फेसबुक वरील मुलीचं अकाऊंट हे १००० रूपयाच्या नोटासारखे असते..
मनात एकच भिती असते,
' च्यायला , फेक तर नाही ना...
मनात एकच भिती असते,
' च्यायला , फेक तर नाही ना...
joke in marathi
ती बोलली ' माझ्यासारखी दुसरी तुला भेटणार
नाही.....'
मी तिचं नाव लिहून फेसबुक वर सर्च केलं,
तिच्यासारख्या ५६ सापडल्या
पोरींची कमी नाही....
आली हुक्की दिली बुक्की
नाही.....'
मी तिचं नाव लिहून फेसबुक वर सर्च केलं,
तिच्यासारख्या ५६ सापडल्या
पोरींची कमी नाही....
आली हुक्की दिली बुक्की
Thursday, December 5, 2013
joke for facebook
Try this
She: I hate you,
You forgot my birthday?!
Me: How do you expect me to
remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
She: Awww..., so sweet
She: I hate you,
You forgot my birthday?!
Me: How do you expect me to
remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?
She: Awww..., so sweet
Wednesday, December 4, 2013
girlfriend joke
Height Of Torture.
Bf:i Am Very Tensed Today,
Mood Kharab Hai, sir Bhi Dukh Raha Hai.
Gf : hmmmmm...
Accha Wo Sab Chhodo, ye Dekho!!
Mera Naya Purse..
Bf:i Am Very Tensed Today,
Mood Kharab Hai, sir Bhi Dukh Raha Hai.
Gf : hmmmmm...
Accha Wo Sab Chhodo, ye Dekho!!
Mera Naya Purse..
status for facebook
"Your greatest test is when you are able to bless someone else while you are going through your own storm."
joke for facebook
Want To Be 1st In Your Class..??
Tips
1. Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am..!!
2. Drink Tea Or Coffee..!!
3. Go To School At 6 Am,
And Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!!
You Are 1st In Your Class..!!!
Tips
1. Wake Up Everyday At 5 Am..!!
2. Drink Tea Or Coffee..!!
3. Go To School At 6 Am,
And Nobody Will Be There In Your Class..!!
You Are 1st In Your Class..!!!
joke for facebook
Wife: U had lunch?
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch
Husbnd : U had lunch?
Wife : Im asking u.
Husbnd : Im asking u.
Wife: U copying me?
Husbnd: U copying me?
Wife: Lets go shopping
Husband: I had lunch
joke for facebook
Girl: I Love U
Boys: (started Running)....!!
Girl: hey hey.. Why u r running????
Boy: I M going To Change my Relationship On Facebook
Boys: (started Running)....!!
Girl: hey hey.. Why u r running????
Boy: I M going To Change my Relationship On Facebook
Tuesday, December 3, 2013
Status for facebook
Dunya kaa usssul hai .....
Jab tak kaam hain ..tab tak naam hain
Jab tak kaam hain..tab tak
naam hain..
Warna bhay durr se salam hain....✋
Joke for facebook
If movies were made by drinkers...🍺🍸🍹🍷
🔅Soda Akbar
🔅Rab Ne Pila di Thodi
🔅Rum de basanti
🔅Hum tight ho chuke sanam
🔅Beer Zara
🔅Bevde Zameen Par
🔅Ek Tha Bagpiper
🔅Talli six
🔅Rum Maro Rum
🔅Maine Drink Tujko Diya
🔅Bewdy Rathore
🔅Hickk Hick Hota Hai
🔅DaaruDas
🔅Hum Tunn
🔅Maine Neat Kyu Piya
🔅Peg Liya To Chakna Kya
🔅Ulti Kar Di Aapne
🔅Whiskiya
🔅Pinewale Baatliyaa Le Jayenge....😂🍺🍻🍸🍷🍺🍻🍸🍷😍😍😝😜😅😂
Monday, December 2, 2013
Status for facebook
Facebook is like a refrigerator. You get bored and keep checking, but nothing ever changes.
Status for facebook
A Person Who Asks A Question Is A Fool For Five Minutes.A Person Who Doesn't Is A Fool Forever !
Joke for facebooke
~ Romance Mathematics ~
Smart Man + Smart Woman = Romance
Smart Man + Dumb Woman = Affair
Dumb Man + Smart Woman = Marriage
Dumb Man + Dumb Woman = Pregnancy
Punjabi joke
A lady asked Santa: LIPTON di chah hai?
Santa replied: Mainu ta nahi hai ji, tainu hai ta lipat ja...!
Joke for whatsapp
A MAN TO HIS FRND-MAIN APNA PURSE GHAR PE BHUL AAYA MUJHE 1000 RS KI ZARURAT HAI
BANTA-DOST HI DOST KE KAM ATTA HAI YE LE 10 RS RIKSHA KAR KE PURSE LE AA..
Status for facebook
every bad situation will have something positive in it...even a stopped clock shows correct time twice a day...so alwayz think positive...
Good morning status for facebook
When u r too fast to get somewhere, u miss the fun of getting there. Life's not a race, so take it slower n enjoy the music before the song's over! Gud Morning
Joke for Engineers
once RAJNIKANTH appeared 4 IIT exam
socho kya hua hoga
result-fail.
RAJNI HO YA GAJNI ENGINEERING HAI BOSS. . . .
socho kya hua hoga
result-fail.
RAJNI HO YA GAJNI ENGINEERING HAI BOSS. . . .
Sunday, December 1, 2013
Joke in marathi
हा जोक वाचला तर सगळे
आत्महत्या करतील
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joke for whatsapp
A Man Gifted his Wife a Diamond Necklace for their Anniversary and Wife didn't Speak to him for 6 Months.
Was the Necklace FAKE?
- No That was the Deal
Was the Necklace FAKE?
- No That was the Deal
joke for whatsapp
A couple was having Dinner at a fancy Restaurant. As the food was served, the husband said - "The food looks delicious, let's eat."
Wife- Honey.....You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart......
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!
Wife- Honey.....You say Prayer before Eating at Home.
Husband: That's at home sweetheart......
Here the Chef knows how to Cook !!!!
facebook joke
Teacher:" What will u do after growng up.. ??
Student:" Facebooking
Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...??
Student:" Admin of facebook pages
Teacher:" O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...??
Student:" Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents...??
Student:" I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad..
Teacher:" Stupid! What do ur parents want from U...??
Student:" My facebook password..
Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??
Student:" Facebook but never face a book..
Teacher shocked.
Student:" Facebooking
Teacher:" No! I mean what will u Become...??
Student:" Admin of facebook pages
Teacher:" O My G0d! I Mean what will u Achieve after u grow up...??
Student:" Facebook Admin Rights
Teacher:" Idiot! I Mean what will u do 4 ur Parents...??
Student:" I create a page for them on facebooK. "I Luv Mom n Dad..
Teacher:" Stupid! What do ur parents want from U...??
Student:" My facebook password..
Teacher:" Oh God! What is the purpose of ur Life ??
Student:" Facebook but never face a book..
Teacher shocked.
status for facebook
" Easy to loose Someone By
Saying a Lie.."
But,
" Difficult to Get Back that
Person By Saying Truth.
Saying a Lie.."
But,
" Difficult to Get Back that
Person By Saying Truth.
status for facebook
People will Hate you, Rate you, Shake you, Break you, Mock you...But how Strong you Stand is what Makes you.
status for facebook
The saddest part today is there are very few people on this planet who
LIVE...rest of the people just EXIST, SURVIVE and DIE
LIVE...rest of the people just EXIST, SURVIVE and DIE
status for facebook
Never get scared or demotivated..if you face challenges while achieving your desires...
Remember, Stars are there only all the times...but they shine only in darkness..
Remember, Stars are there only all the times...but they shine only in darkness..
santa jokes
Santa 'suicide' nahi karne par speech de raha tha
Santa- "suicide nahi karna chahiye,
suicide darpok, kayar aur bujhdil log karte hai.
Suicide karne se to achha hai ki aap zeher kha lo!!!
Santa- "suicide nahi karna chahiye,
suicide darpok, kayar aur bujhdil log karte hai.
Suicide karne se to achha hai ki aap zeher kha lo!!!
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