joke for facebook

AMERICAN LIFE STYLE..

DAUGHTER:" Sorry Dad, I Got Married
Yesterday..
Forgot To Invite You...

DAD : " You Naughty.. It's Ok.

But Don't Forget Next Time!!

status for facebook

Kisi se umeed kiye bina uska achha karo...
Kyuki...jo log phool bechte hai unke haath me khushbu aksar reh jaati hai!!

joke for facebook

Son was filling the application form of a school..

Son: Papa, mother tongue kya likhu??

Dad: Likh de, very long and uncontrollable.

joke for whatsapp

FACT of GOOGLE: . .
50% of the people use it well as a search engine..!!

The other 50% of the people use it to check iftheir internet is connected or not!!

status for facebook

My ATM password has more digits
than my bank balance...

picture for facebook

joke for whatsapp

A SMS sent by a Man 2 his wife:
'Hi Honey, I am just having my last beer, &
I will be home in 30 minutes. If I am
not, please read this SMS again