Awesome joke

Angrez darwaza kholne ko hindi
me kaise kahega...

U dnt know......?

Mai batata hu......

Wo kahega "THERE WAS A COLD
DAY."

Say ten times khud samajh aa jayega..

awesome santa banta joke

Santa: When I was a child, Homosexuality was a Crime in India....... When I grew up, it was Acceptable......... & Now they making it legal......

Banta starts packing his bags and says: I'd better leave India before they make it Compulsory..... 

hindi joke

एक पागल भैंस के ऊपर बैठकर घूम रहा था।

दूसरा पागल बोला: तुझे पुलिस पकड़ेगी।

पहला पागल: क्यों?

दूसरा पागल: अबे हेल्मेट नहीं पहना।

पहला पागल: अबे नीचे देख, four व्हीलर है।

facebook status

now achieving # success is not enough!!!

posting it to # facebook is the final move.

awesome status

I have been ignoring stupid people a lot these days, so if you haven't heard from me in a while that may be the reason.!! 

funny joke

1 admi ki 6 ungliya thi sb log use Radhe Shyam kehte the,, batao Q.??



















kyu ki Radhe shyam hi uska naam tha,, faltu Dimag mat lagaya karo...

girls joke

UNIVERSAL TRUTH

Help a girl when she is in trouble,
and
she will surely remember you
only when she is again in trouble..

status for facebook

The hardest thing in the world is fixing a heart you didn’t break.

status for facebook

I love my relationship with my bed. No commitment needed. We just sleep together every night.

wives jokes

Once a month, wives go completely crazy for about thirty days

wife joke

A wife can make you a millionaire. Only if you were a billionaire.

Awesome status

Taash ke patton mai ikka aur zindagi mai sikka.....!!
Jab chalta hai na bhai.. Toh duniya salam karti hai.....!!!

Selfie picture