inspirational good morning message

Sometimes You are Unsatisfied with Your Life, while many people in this world are Dreaming of Living Your Life..

A Child on a Farm sees a Plane fly overhead & Dreams of Flying
'But,
A Pilot on the Plane sees the Farmhouse & Dreams of Returning Home.
That's Life!
Good morning!!!

awesome girl joke

लाख टके की बात बोल रहा हूँजरा ध्यान देना।
अगर पैसा पेड़ पर उगता तो..!!
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लड़कियां बंदरों से भी सेट हो जाती।

kamine dost joke

KAMINE DOST:

A broken lover's emotional status on Facebook:

"I want her Back...!"

Friend's Comment:
"Even I agree.....her front is not that good.!"

student joke

Geography Teacher: Agar koi chota planet prithvi se takraye toh kya hoga?

Student: "Tadang" jaisi awaaz aayegi

Sir gusse se: Kyu  ??

Student: Kyoki "Ye Duniya Ye Duniya Pittal di...!"

love shayari

Mere lafzon ki pehchan agar kar laite woh,
Unhe mujse nahi khud say muhabbat ho jati..!!!

hindi status

कौन है इस जहाँ मे जिसे धोखा नहीं मिला,
शायद वही है ईमानदार जिसे मौक़ा नहीं मिला... 

hindi status

मुझे मालूम है कि ये ख्वाब झूठे हैं और ख्वाहिशे अधूरी हैं..
मगर जिंदा रहने के लिए कुछ गलतफहमियां जरूरी हैं !!!

15 sunny leone selfies

http://m.mensxp.com/entertainment/celebrity-photos/22699-15-sunny-leone-selfies-that-prove-she-is-the-hottest-woman-ever-p15.html

hindi status

मौत को देखा तो नहीं, पर शायद वो बहुत खूबसूरत होगी,
कम्बख़त जो भी उस से मिलता है, जीना छोड़ देता है..

single boys joke

To all my male friends...

Hugh Hefner - 87 years old, has a 27 year old wife.

Berlusconi - 77 years old, has a 27 year old girlfriend.

Maradona - 52 years old, has a 22 year old girlfriend.

Dighvijay Sing - 64 years old has a 34 year old girlfriend.

Moral: Don't worry if you don't have a girlfriend, she probably isn't born yet !

bengali joke

“Bengali women ....

 How nicely they introduce their husbands..

"Yeh homaara POTY hai"
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naughty joke

U'll die laughing........

Son: "Daddy, I fell in love & want to date this awesome girl👰!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"😯
Son: "It's Sandra🙋, the neighbor's daughter".
Father: "Ohhh I wish you hadn't said that.
I have to tell u something son, but you must
promise not to tell your mother.
Sandra is actually your sister."😐

The boy is naturally bummed out, but a couple of months later
Son: "Daddy, I fell in love again and she is even
hotter!"
Father: "That's great son. Who is she?"
Son: "It's Angela, the other neighbor's daughter."
Father: "Ohhhh I wish you hadn't said that.
Angela is also your sister." 😐
This went on couple of times and the son was so
mad👹,
he went straight to his mother
Son: "Mum I am so mad at dad! I fell in love with
six girls🙋👰🙍 but I can't date any of them because daddys their father!"
The mother hugs💞him affectionately and says:
"My love, you can date whoever you want.
Dont listen to him He isn't your father."
Son  Fainted...!!!
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