joke for facebook

Husband: I found Aladin's lamp today.

Wife: wow, what did u ask for darling??

Husband: I asked him to increase your brain ten times..

Wife: oh..jaan..luv u so much.. Did he do that??

Husband: He laughed and said multiplication doesn't apply on zero.

joke for whatsapp

If you love someone today...
Then you will surely love me one day!

Amazing banner outside of a liquor shop!;)

status for facebook

Love never dies…


only the lover changes.

Joke for Engineers

1 Engineer ne apne 6 month baby ki birthday party rakhi thi Kisi ne pucha:" 6 month baby ka b'day kaise ??


Engineer:" hum semester pattern follow
karte hai. 

joke for whatsapp

Dad entered son's room
and found him asleep on his books,
tired of exam studies.

Walked closer to him,
played with his hair softly, sweetly
and............ * BAAAANG*

slapped his face... and said-
"last seen on whatsApp 1 minute ago"

joke for facebook

Arz kiya hai, Gaur farmaiye Na mujhe uske pyar ki qadar,
Na usko mere pyar ki qadar, Bas maine bhi soch lia iss qadar, 
Two parallel lines cannot intersect each other

joke for whatsapp

Christopher Columbus was 41yrs old when he discovered America.. . .

And . . I was only 14yrs old when i discovered

Naughty America..

status for facebook

Open your books , switch off your mobiles and start studying

The above stunts are performed only by professionals ...
please don't try this at home !

Joke for Engineers

Bhikhari To Engineer :"10 Rs dedo mobile recharge
karna hai

aur girlfriend ko call karni hai

Engineer :"Wah bhikhari ne bhi girlfriend
banayi hai

Bhikhari :"Nah ji na... .


Girlfriend ne bhikhari bana diya hai,
warna hum bhi kabhi joke forhua karte thay...

joke for students

After Exam

1st Benchers : Paper tough tha, par 95 to pakke hai,

2nd Benchers : Arey yaar ek question to fir bhi reh hi gaya,

3rd Benchers : Pass ho jaunga basitna pata hai

4th Benchers : Waat lag gayi yaar mai to pakka fail hu,

Last benchers : Abe Paper ko maargoli,

Madam kya maal thi,

Samajh hi nahi aa raha tha paper ko dekhu ya madam ko..

joke for facebook

Types of Ladies


Technically there are 7 TYPES OF LADIES:


1. HARD DISK lady: Remembers everything forever.


2. RAM lady: Forgets about you the moment you turn off.


3. SCREENSAVER lady: Just for looking.


4. INTERNET lady: Difficult to access.


5. SERVER lady: Always busy when needed


6. MULTIMEDIA lady: Looks beautiful but you can only look.


7. VIRUS lady: This type of lady is normally called 'WIFE', once enters your system, never leaves even if the system is formatted..